Saturday, August 26, 2006
By The Way
All of you lovely people who were thinking of me while i am here in hell-on-earth i have left comments on your comments in my comments for the post before the one below. Now, you would think, as i have so little time to write, i would have made that sentance shorter. You would, wouldn't you?
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Benedictine penance?
A monk may be conveniently defined as a member of a community of men, leading a more or less contemplative life apart from the world, under the vows of poverty, chastity, and obedience, according to a rule... by a wife?
Thanks for that mother. A bit deep for me.
The world's going to end soon delbut.
Don't listen to rance! Best to stay put I think.
Maybe you could introduce drums into the Mass - that would add a new dimension to the tired, old monotonous Gregorian chants.
hee hee
(Kidding -I actually enjoy Gregorian chants).
Hi Delbut thank you for the advice on my tattoo - I was thinking maybe crossed hammers or the actual badge.
Looks like the Vicar school isn't going well. My advice like ranceman would be to get out while you can, it will only get worse!
well delbut,
waking up here in the us with a heavy dose of caffeine and stopped by your blog and have once again, been in stitches and spilled coffee all over meself!
You are quite the character, love the trouble you had with Rog and Pete at the shows, how terrible that they seem to of stalked you.. you poor, poor man..
Do you get to the states? I wish we could all get together, at one time I had hoped to put on a Who convention been in touch with many and almost was skeptical and still am but maybe in the spring once my life and the Who shows come through and people are refreshed.. dunno..
Anyways, I'm borin, don't really write unless it's to whine to somebody about my life or my daughters as she has special needs, although she is blind and just feel she is a genius at 5 and does a bitchin' cover of Rachel's Pleasure Seeker, want to send to Rach. also Janice's me and bobby mcgee. So, i'm hoping she'll will become a great singer and bring mum loads of money home and a rich man as she is quite a time consuming, exhausting child and have to fight for all her rights. Kudos on the red cross, even if you are keeping the volunteers safe, you are still heroic whether you like it or not, so there!!!
God you are funny, if I go to neilbymouth's blog i will be coming back too.
you
were
right
borin'
blogger
me is!!
word veri..
::Scribbles another clandestine note on the back wrapper of a nestles bar she mailed to him at *the monastery*.. it reads:::
DELBUT.. I RECEIVED YOUR LAST NOTE TO ME.. IM SORRY I ARRIVED SO LATE TO WARN YOU.. BUT I HAD OTHER *BUSINESS* TO ATTEND :::she was over at spinys blog reading his profile:: TO MAKE UP FOR SUCH AN OVERSITE... IN ADDITION TO YOUR LAST SPANKING IM GOING TO SEND IN MY ONE EYED UNCLE TO SEE IF HE CAN SPRING YOU.. IVE ASKED HIM TO PULL THE *ONE EYED SCREAMING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT* TRICK TO DISTRACT THE HEADMASTER.. LISTEN FOR THE TERRIFIED WAILS AND THEN RUN TO THE VERY BACK OF THE VEGETABLE GARDEN.. WHEN YOU ARRIVE LOOK FOR A BROOM CAREFULLY HIDDEN BEHIND THE GREAT MEDITATION TREE.. ILL ARRANGE WITH GYPSY TO LEAVE HERS THERE FOR YOU.. IM SURE SHELL DO IT.. SHE MAY ASK FOR SEVERAL HUNDRED POUNDS WITH THE GAS PRICES THESE DAYS THO.. WITH ALL HER EBAY DEALINGS I THINK SHE TAKES PAY PAL
YOU DONT HAVE TO THANK ME FOR RESCUSING YOU.. ITS THE LEAST I CAN DO FOR BALLERINA GURL
Signed,
Your Buddy and Trevors Stand-in
~Lace~
all magor credit cards except plastic..lace you wont get commission for this!..lol.
Lace, excuse me whispering but...thanks babe, i'll be there. In order to expediate my escape, i have had to agree to bring brother Mark with me. he's an ex male stripper with bulging muscles. In all the right places. Can you find somewhere to hide him?
Right over here, honey!
Just popping over to see if you are still alive in your hell-hole>
OK guess you are so have a better night.
X-Mols
weord verif: unitsknk (LOL)
Delbut, you have tried to answer you calling but failed miserably, but it is ok, just read what the good book says:
And verilly it is written in the book of Cyril:
"enlightenment cometh from the path of the One, to reacheth the One thou must taketh the path. If thou taketh the path and the One is not there, thou havst taken the wrong bloody path"
Cyril was a silly bugger.
Come back home to us Delbut. I've tried to convince people that we are on a world tour in order to cover for your predicament, but now the secret is out.
(ps, havent seen my guitar strap have you?? I cant find it. You cant miss it, it's attached to my guitar.)
hiya delbut,
i bet the pubs you are at are still worth it, i'm sure you are the life of the party!!
yes, when i left in '81 we were allowed our shandy and cider, i was 9!! too bad it's changed but can't have drunk 9 year olds running around the roads playin hopscotch, might get run over..
see ya.. funny guy..
please stay funny for my morning coffee!!
Oh, I did tell you to get a new post, and look what happened!!!!!!
Hope your time in Hell, is well, Heavenly!!
All the best to you and Friar Tuck...
xo
Sue
how's that vow of celibacy going?
Delbut,
Good luck with escaping!
gypsy.. ::hands on hips:: i thought we were bloggin' *sisters*.. how could you leave me out of the cut??
Wise Cyrilic words Andy. BTW, I've got your guitar. I *borrowed* it when I stopped by your profile. So I guess that means I've also got your strap.
~~~~~~~~~change of scene~~~~~~~~~~
::Leans in close with knitted brows and hand to ear::
WHAT DID YOU SAY DEL, I'M 2000 MILES AWAY AND CAN'T HEAR YOU
::Looks up to see the headmaster heading Del's way down the hall::
Whoops I didn't realize my voice could carry so, sorry bud.
~Lace~
::A carrie pidgeon lands on the open sill of the headmaster's monestary cell. Tied to it's leg by a black silk string is a note. It reads:::
Dearest Del,
I surely hope that you're not in solitary confinement due to my big mouth. I'd never have guessed that geek of a headmaster would have heard me from 2000 miles. When you called him a knobless dork, I thought you were kidding. Now I can see he is nothing but the dimwitted moron you claimed time and again. You were right, it's a wonder he can hoe a straight line.
Anyway, tho I couldn't make out what you were trying to tell me, Gyspy has informed me (at my blog) about brother Mark. If I didn't have such a crush on Spiny after reading his profile I'd offer to keep him at my place. But no fear. I think Gypsy and Dale may be mud-wrestling over him as I write this (judging by the muffled screaming just under my window). As it is, just get to the broom behind the meditation tree by midnight and bring him along. I'm sure if one of them lives he'll have a place to stay.
Your friend in time of dire need
~Lace~
neil needs our help!!
ah the cat's outta the bag...
so to speak
i meant about my comment on sue's blog!
On a serious note, I did leave Neilby a heartfelt message...
poor babe.
thanx del,
you are a darling too! You're words of wisdom, behind your cheekiness are invaluable!!
xoxo
did write a mess. on me blog to but wanted to pop over to ya too.
your membership acceptance is in the post...the disabled trout is being groomed as we speak...
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