Some of you little darlings have dropped enough hints about me updating this piece of worthless crap i call a blog. And i know, i did say i would do it at the weekend. but...
I am emotionally drained and have writer's block and quite frankly, i'm not sure you truely appreciate what i do for you. I mean, do you know how much effort goes into my creative work? no? i'll tell you. Absolutely fuck all and i'm just a lazy bastard.
If you want a chuckle, go and read Neilbymouth's blog and never come here again.
P.S.
Some of you may have read on Rachel's blog that i have enrolled in Vicar school. It's an intensive 6 week course (1 day a week). I am off to France shortly to live with a bunch of like-minded souls - in brown dresses that chaff your knob - to spend some quality time before we become practicing paedos..i mean Bishops. I will update you on my new vocation as soon as i get clearance from the Pope.
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"a bunch of like minded souls"???? My god!! you mean there are more like you out there??? Cool :-)
Don't be so hard on yourself! You don't have to update if you don't have anything to say.
The last time I checked, Neil hasn't updated either.
Good luck with your training!
Del,
Pictures! We want pictures! I want to see the brown dress brigade!
I hear getting clearance from the pope will do more than chaff your knob.
Cheers,
AM
Hi Delbut - thought it was about time I skipped over to yours to say hello properly. I promise I do appreciate you, even though thus far I've done so from a distance.
Good luck with Vicar School - I hear some of them are quite liberal these days. I swear I had a cousin who said he was going into retreat in a new Benedictine order which was "co-ed" and although they wore brown dresses too they were made of soft wool jersey. And they were allowed underpants!
Would you like me to get the address for you?
M x
Have fun in France playing with "knobs"!! Sounds dirty!
Well I never bug you about not blogging since we're on the same speed...
I DO have fun stuff to share but, like yourself, I am tres lazy.
Have fun in France! Don't study TOO hard.
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Your silly friend,
Sue
you know you will have to kiss the popes ring!..
6 week course! How will you find out the West Ham results!
Dear Delbut,
I am writing formally as I understand that you are now living in Vicar's school. I see that you expect soon to be contacted by the Pope. Being a former Catholic (with extensive knowledge of all things Catholic) I expect that means that you are under close supervision and hence all coming and going communications will be screened. Have a wonderful day.
Love your *cousin*,
~Lace~
(PS hold this letter up backwards to a mirror at midnight.. backlit by the light of a single candle.. to see the secret message written on it in invisible ink.)
::Back of letter illuminated in mirror by candlelight from single candle reads::
DELBUT.. BEING A FORMER CATHOLIC WITH EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ALL THINGS CATHOLIC I HAVE TO TELL YOU.. I FEAR YOUVE BEEN HOODWINKED!! REAL VICARS DRESSED IN RENLTESSLY SCRATCHY BROWN DRESSES ARE ACTUALLY MONKS AND NOT ALLOWED TO SPEAK TO ANYONE OR LEAVE THE MONESTARY UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES FOR AT LEAST 7 YEARS UPON ENTRY.. POPE OR NO POPE IF YOURE NOT SUPPLIED WITH A HAIR SHIRT, FLAGELLATION WHIP AND A VEGETABLE GARDEN TO HOE YOU MUST GET OUT OF THERE IMMEDIATELY.. OTHERWISE YOU MAY FIND YOURSELF A HOSTAGE TO THE ACME SCHOOL OF INTERMITTENT KNOBLESS TRANSVESTITES
CLANDESTINELY SIGNED
YOUR SCANTILY CLAD BUDDY
~LACE~
Delbut - thanks for your comments on mine - I have tried to find the address for you, but got sidetracked by your question re male underwear and went on about that instead.
You're a bad influence.
M x
Ooh - spooky. Just tripped back to my page, and found the update I'd left in relation to men's underwear (and trust me, it was very thorough) has disappeared. Perhaps there is an ethereal being out there who finds discussion of the impracticality of trousers for men in general and the concept of retractable genitalia too hard to handle (pardon). Alas - it is lost for ever now ... you'll just have to source your own soft knickers, I'm afraid .
M x
your blog is such a pretty color! nice...watched out for the chafed knob. They make ointments for that.
"watch out" that is..Freudian slip
Hi Peeps. Will travel to your blogs soon. that bastard of a head vicar type person is after my blood. (Run out of wine??) Dunno)
Anne - Have taken pictures but have to develope them myself. Dont know how, though!
Margiecm- dont worr about the pants, I found some sunflowers in the garden and i am using the leaves -sown together with runner-beans.
Moll- from what i can see, ALL the brothers' knobs are not dirty. The cant be -they are washing them (quickly) all the time
SUe - study? what is this word, study?? There is a picture in the west wall of the chapel what looks like you!! I think it's Joan of Arc.
Natters - Brother james is a Liverpool fan. He stole a radio on the way in -well they do in Liverpool, dont dey doh. Bastard was really smug this afternoon.
Lace -too goddam late. Where were you when i needed you?
JLee - that aint freudian -just you being a woman! BTW. I managed to burn an image of your photo onto the shower block wall. Hence the comment above to Molly.
Rance - You're a guy. Is it right that the older vicars keep suggesting to play hide the sausage? I dont thin so.
Delbut, how many times do I have to spank you for cussin? ::Hands on hips::
~Lace~
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