Just a short one. (two in one day is pushing it a bit)
No word of a lie but there is a nasal spray -PT.141 -which has been developed, which is like Viagra, but for women. Apparantly, it stimulates the women and gets them, UP FOR IT!!!!
I know a bloke who lives down the road and he is a bit of a chemist. (He has his own drug factory) I will now be working very closely with him to turn the afformentioned spray into an aftershave. This is going to be dynamite.
Now go and read the cat one, below.
About Me
- Delbut
- 51 year old frustrated musician-Frustrated that i'm not good enough at it. I play guitar and drums. Currently "sitting-in" in a covers band from the Cardiff area called Spiny Norman I work for The British Red Cross -although not in a heroic, life-saving capacity. I look after the buildings -make sure our staff and volunteers work in a safe environment.
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That is hilarious! Also funny is what you wrote on Dale's blog about the boogers and the kid in school. That is so disgusting. Pardon me while I vomit!
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My nose is suddenly very stuffed up.
-AM
Um, can I place an order with your friend?
:)
Are you really going to be on t.v.???
Your post was too funny on Rachel's blog today.
I ALSO watched my computer for hours (in between The Life Aquatic). I took a nap today and had a dream that my computer was MELTING and my power strip was on fire. It was so scary I woke myself up.
I think I better take a blogging break!
Hi again!
I was going to share this with Tausha - I thought you would get a kick out of it.
I have a very sweet trainer (yeah yeah only twice a month!). Anyway, he was showing me a stretch, and he said "just cross your legs and bend over." He's a nice guy from Manchester, really! We laughed alot, and I don't normally get embarrased, but we BOTH turned red. It was too funny.
;)
Well, funny you should ask about pictures, because I actually WAS planning on taking my camera to the gym so everyone could see the man with a voice like Wallace (Gromit's master). But now I think I'll just leave that to everyone's imagination!
Believe me, no one needs to see pictures of me in action.
;)
hahahaha! I think I need the reverse!
Always thinking "Big" aren't you?!
Keep it up! ;^)
xx
Ali
The last thing I need is a bigger nose...
Hello, Delbut.
verification: fuuvarum
ROFL!
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