Oh Dear

Oh dear, this is what happens when a certain lady buys a new car and drives it without Male assistance. Will she ever learn?

There is no truth in the rumour that she went to the pub and left the handbrake off. No, it was a handbag crisis while trying to park, type of accident. Sheesh.

30 women, two bars of soap and not a camera in sight

It's very easy for a bloke to sound patronising about women playing a "mans" game. but i watched a bunch of them playing football in the women's FA cup final yesterday. 'Twas on T.V. And it was fab. Same game but without the cynicism. What did dissapoint though, was the fact that you had all this totty in shorts and sport's bras and no-one thought of getting a camera in the changing rooms and showers. Dur. BBC- sort it out for next year.

Ok, i'm off the Hertfordshire to pick up a new car.

See you guys later.