Today was the F.A. Cup final. To my friends acress the pond, this is the equivalent of the Superbowl, Stanley Cup and World series of Baseball -all rolled into one. My team, West Ham, lost to the scallys of Liverpool in a fucking marvellously entertaining game. I should be suicidal now but i'm not. Jus proud of my boys.
Normal stupidness will resume on this blog as soon as i can think of something worthy.
I am currently writing some stand-up routines for my new double act with Neilbymouth. Struggleing a bit to write something that will pass muster with Neil's exacting standards of funnyness. Anyone out there want to earn some money writing jokes?
10 comments:
Sorry about your boyz.
I love football (ok I really call it soccer!).
I nearly left my husband for Paolo Maldini when we went to 2 World Cup games! ha ha ha. I saw Italy play twice.
Can you guess that I'm Italian (and Irish).
The second time I went I brought these enormous binoculars (which I returned the next day).
Anyway, there's nothing like a World Cup game! I saw my first World Cup game the first time we went to England - we watched England play Ireland on this teeny tiny tv in a pub. It was great!
My husband has a tradition of watching the World Cup w/his dad - so they visit us every 4 years...they're coming to stay with us here in Taiwan next month.
I was even a soccer manager in 8th grade (well my boyfriend was on the team, so why not?). That's how I got into soccer. I mean football. oops.
YOU AND NEILBY??? TOGETHER??? I've been rooting for you two - so when do you make your appearanc on ITA???
Are you for reals?
I'm still waiting for one more friend to watch the game before I can get the tape and see for myself, but I heard it was a great game too.
Sorry your team didn't win. :(
Looking forward to seeing you and Neil together. You could be bigger than the two Ronnies.
-AM
Hi,
The superbowl, World Series, and other stuff like that are the only times I watch sports. It's a lot more fun to watch. That must be quite a football game.
As long as your team worked hard and had fun, that's all that matters. It's all about team spirit.
Just stopping by to say hi.
xx
Ali
Hi Delbut!!
Yes, I fell down, but I'm ok....I didn't drink sangría, but it's incredible to see what I can do with a cup of coffee, hehe.....:)
Delbut, please check your email. I left you a message. If it's not there for some reason, let me know and I'll resend.
Thank you for your kind thoughts sent my way.
You and Neil will make a great team ;)
Denise
Delbut,
Some jokes for you to use with Neil:
How do you spot a blind man in a nudist colony?
Keep looking, it's not hard.
There was a nurse who enjoyed sailing that much, she spent most of her time going down on the docs.
The epitaph on Liberace's headstone:
He was great on the piano but he sucked on the organ.
Have you heard about the gynaecologist who always looks up his old girlfriends when on holiday?
There was headline in The Sun about a 4 foot tall fortune teller who escaped from Wormwood Scrubs. It said:
"Small medium at large."
There was a brave dutch lad who stuck his fingers in a dyke. So she punched the shit out of him.
Bob went to the doctors. His hands were trembling. He thought had Parkinson's Disease. The doctor checked him over and asked, "Do you drink much?"
"No," said Bob, "I spill most of it."
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Chat to you tomorrow,
Ben
Hi Del,
I finally saw the Cup final in question last night, through a video graciously lent to me by a friend. Fucking marvellously entertaining game pretty well describes it- it's a pity anyone has to lose in this type of situation.
Cheers,
AM
Hey Delbut!
I just wanted to stop and drop a line...can you watch it for me? Sorry I am a bit nuts today, I hope that you are well!!
xx
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