Monday, December 26, 2005

My Mum is mental


Christmas day is over and today is Boxing day. If my Dad was still alive he would have been 80 today so my thoughts are with him. He died 4 days into the new millennium following a stroke on New Year's day, 2000.

That's the maudlin bit over.

My Mum, Marj, who lives next door to me with my Sister and Nephew, is 76 in January and she is a nutter. Not in a medically recognised way but you know what i mean.

I took these photo's today because they bring to mind what my Father had to go through on a daily basis living with Marj.

Marj likes nothing better than to potter in the garden or take a saw to things -even better if she can take a saw to things in the garden. You can often find her trundling down the garden path -tooled up- to cut things in half.

To my Dad's chagrin she would also enjoy sawing things in the house -not take things into the house and saw them to bits - but saw things that belonged in the house.

If the table in the kitchen rocked a little she would not prop something under the one leg, oh no, she would saw the other 3 legs instead.

Dad had gone out instead of mowing the lawns. This made Marj mad and when Marj is mad out comes the saw.
Anyway, to cut a long story short, my Dad expected the bed to be in tact when he came home and instead, it was about a foot lower and as he went to get in, it wasn't where he expected it to be and promptly fell in, rather than slink in.
"Tell me it's lower because you just took one mattress off and we can make it better in the morning", he said.
"Ah", she replied.
"You sawed the legs off, didn't you?" , he said.
"Yup", she said.

31 comments:

E.L. Wisty said...

Well, seems like your mum goes for direct action!

AlianaDrex said...

I would so love your Mum!
Ali

Michael said...

What a cutie....she seems so sweet. You are a lucky fellow to have a mum like that. At least she wouldnt just go buy a new one like my Sherry would...michael ;)

Michael said...

Thanks for the info I do have a Mercedes condensor mic. Boy it oics up everything. I figured I would use that and run it thru my compressor/equalizor to get some high end. That seems to work. I love the guitar but the high notes are drowned out by the lows and mids...michael :)

Rich Greiner said...

You are my new hero. My parents are in their late 70's and still going strong after a couple bouts with near death experiences. If I ever get to England can you show me around to Acton?

Fleur de Bee said...

ROFL oh this really made me laugh my ass off! That photo is priceless! I am just waiting for you to make a snow woman out of her likeness but with a penis LOL...

X-M.

Fleur de Bee said...

Glad I made you laugh. You always have me rolling be it here on yours or mine!

Happy New Year to you! Lets see a drunken hermap. family for New Years....pretty please :)

Rich Greiner said...

Happy New Year! Hope we all get to where we're going(or a little closer)thanks for the comments,look forward to your posts,lots of funny stuff!

Kid Ric said...

Too funny. ROFL.

Happy New Year to you and your family my friend.

"Chat after the New Year" will take place on Sunday January 8th 2006 at 2pm Mountain time at BallerinaGurl's. Will be inviting special guests so you never know who will show up and make our time more enjoyable.

Peace, love and light.

Lori said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog and the wonderful compliments! your mum sounds great!!!! she is quire resourceful :)

Mike S said...

Happy Pappy New Year 2006 Delbut!

Kara said...

Your mom is adorable :)

Happy New Year !!

Fleur de Bee said...

Oh they were hit with more than the ugly stick LOL. They are now ornaments in my tree have a look hehehe.

Looking forward to chatting with you next Sunday! Also looking forward to more scandalous pics on your blog!

You always crack me up!! Have a great week and Happy 2006!

X-Molly

Marietta Zervou said...

Hey Delbut,

A very Happy New Year to you and your family, esp. your fab mom!

Smile for 2006!

xoxoxo
M

Tausha71979 said...

Love this post! The photo is so great, I would love to meet you mom! The bed legs is hilarious, I have to read this post again! Hope that the few days already in the new year are treating you well!

xx

Anne-Marie said...

Hi Delbut,

You are a blessed guy to have such a lively mum, trust me. She sounds like a nutter in the best way possible. I think if we had a small army of Marjs walking around with saws, the world would be a better place. I can think of a few people she'd smarten up quickly.

Thanks for making me smile and all the best to you for 2006.

Cheers,
AM

Michael said...

I don't know if sge has a wabsite or not I tried to search. I wish that next year Atics she will have her on...

AlianaDrex said...

Blwyddyn Newydd Dda!
xx
Ali

Nabonidus said...

That was hilarious!LOL
The picture was worth a thousand words, too! It was funny because I didn't know what she had in the other hand, until you said "saw", then I looked close, and sure enough, that was a saw in her hand, you weren't kidding! LOL

Fleur de Bee said...

BIG and BOUNCY Magazine? ROFL...I have nothing more to say because I am laughing so hard at that comment over on SI's blog!

Fleur de Bee said...

Glad to hear he is ok. Perhaps the police gave him a scare and he won't go there again!

I am here for you! If you need to vent or whatever!

Thanks for coming. Till next time. I am online now in the early morning chatting with china. Perhaps sneak in on Rachel in her recording if I can....in my chat room too. Maybe see you then!

X-M.

AlianaDrex said...

Sorry for the Tom Petty scare on my blog. We need you to add that one to your set list. It is my favorite. ;^)

Tausha71979 said...

Yes! I came back in to see this photo & it is still at the top. I just love it, thanks again for sharing. It was nice to see you in chat last night! I wish that I hadn't kept getting booted:( Hope all is well!

xx

Anne-Marie said...

Del,
I'm glad things got sorted out last night reasonably well. I can well imagine the stress it put you under.

Take care,
AM

Fleur de Bee said...

YOu have started to fancy the Mankle Man on my blog eh? I am sure I could arrange a date! ROFL

You always know how to keep me in stitches! Love it.

Hope you are ok! My best thoughts with you!

X-Molly

Gary said...

Delbut,
great story about your Mum. I think her and my Wife would get along just dandy. She's out in the garage painting a table.. hopefully there will be no sawing involved..

The guitar was recorded using a MXL 990 condensor mic and also a line out to a second track. I like to blend these two sounds, plus, when it is just guitar, one needs to fill it out a bit. I'm a bit of a novice at it though. I appreciate your nice post about the song. Thanks!

Fleur de Bee said...

NEW BLOG BABE...I think your mum needs a nap here...LOL

AlianaDrex said...

I came back looking for a new blog, but I don't know how you can top this one. I love your Mum! I hope to have such a legacy myself.

Ali

Anne-Marie said...

I'm with Molly. Update!

Cheers,
AM

Bri said...

Hey Delbut, This is my favorite of all the funny blogs I've ever read. Your mum is something else! Thanks for sharing her with us.

Brina

Suesjoy said...

Love you Marge!
For your lovely lad but also for being YOU.
xxxxxxxxxxxxx