Ladies and Gentlemen. Faith has contacted me. I'm afraid she misses me terribly. It was bound to happen.
Fate has dictated that we can no longer spend a night together, sewing "miracle" badges to our tunics. Just like a boy scout, apprentice vicars get badges for tasks completed. Faith and I would happly sew, badges such as: "turning wine into water";(accomplished by drinking the wine and pissing it out into large vats, "feeding 500 fishes" and "making a virgin pregnant" merit badges to our under-garments. Sadly, the miracle of, "finding a virgin anywhere in the Welsh valleys" was attempted but failed miserably.
Now, just like sister Faith's thighs at bedtime, we are far apart.
Thank you all for your kind comments about my knob and reasons for blindness. Now i am back in wet Wales, the blindness and knob rot seem like a God-given blessing. the birds here are mingers.
verily.
26 comments:
Flippin Hell Del
If you have knob rot you perhaps shouldn't have tied it into a bow for me .............. although I do appreciate the gesture!
Bex xxxxxxxxx
Delbut, you have a dreamcatcher?
...now I know why I don't live in Wales.
and it has nothing to do with dreamcatchers
Hey Delbut!
I'm still recovering from excessive knob-burn generated from my air guitar book I won off ITA!!
Although I am more of an air bassist, prefer using my fingers to a pick... unless in a Phil Lesh / grateful dead-sound-a-like moment!!
Talking of knobs, I stumbled (yeah right!) across the name for someone with 2 knobs - diphalia.
Interesting fact of the day methinks!
laters!
Ben R
Poor Sister Faith. To have drunk deeply from the sweet cup of pagan love only to have it whipped cruelly away from her eager lips, now returned to the dull gruel of unfulfilled longing and loneliness.
True, I was happy you were free, but now I know she pines so, I feel it only right that your sightlessness and genital gangrene serve as reminders of what you have done, heartless boy. I shall pray for you.
::Still clutching straw sobbing at his absence::
FAITHfully his forever
Good God! i miss all the damn fun! If you drop any body parts you must let me know. It could be a repossession.
xx
Ali
Hey! Thanks so much for stopping by my blog and leaving a comment! My stomach is seriously still in knots from meeting Pete and Rachel. I wish I was exxagerating. And now, at 5am, I am just going to sleep. Crazy! They were both such amazing people.
Are you going to the Joe's Pub gig?
You FAITHless old git, Del...haven't you read your old celtic briton law?...specially designed for them wot's in welsh Wales? Those who desert their Faith will succumb to an early demise from 'ye olde knobbe rott'.....
Sorry, I've been one of the faithless, and missed your posts....I was busy, making an ass out of myself!
visit me, when you have the chance...
xo
Sue
I misread "miracle" badges to our tunics, as testicles...hmm wonder how that happened?
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del...you're picking on me...
if thats faith id hate to see what hope and chatity looks like...sponge clean only..
charity that should be or chastity in your case..
Is that what nuns look like these days, I'm surprised the number of men signing up to be priests hasn't significantly risen!
LOL..Gypsy... Faith and Chastity...He'll really need Hope if he has to make that choice!
I want that bad habit...
Hey, this photo wasn't here yesterday, bad guy!! How are you doing??...as crazy as usual, hehe
Delbut, what a charming young girl. She has innocence written all over her. Probably under the p.v.c. habit, by you, in Nutella.
Hee hee.
Oh Neil is going to be so jealous...
you religious types have all the fun!
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is that a rubber habit??
Nice pic you added today. She looks like the type you bring home to Mother! YOUR Mother that is, seeing as your cat found her vibrator in the garden! So did she approve?
XX
Wow! I sure missed a lot! That's what I get for not dropping by here for a while. I have been very busy and looks to me like you've been quite busy yourself too.
Later.
Delbut,
We deserved a least a draw from that game. Frustrating! Bloody italians and their defensive football!
Hey Del,
Can you remove the George Michael earworm that's lodged in my left side?
You've done your bit and had your bits done, and now they're falling off, but somewhere in the forest, Neil is turning green with envy. Hilarious post, my dear!
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